CASH COW buy $CASHCOW

ON SOLANA ยท BUYBACK + BURN

better meme. better tek. on solana.

MILK
IT.

CASH COW buys itself back and burns it. Every trade drips creator fees into the milk jar. The second there's milk in it, the cow chugs it: market buy of $CASHCOW with all of it, every token burned. Every ~30 seconds. No goals. No waiting. Just chugging.

  • ๐Ÿฅ› fees fill the jar
  • ๐ŸŸข jar buys $CASHCOW
  • ๐Ÿ”ฅ every token burned
CA drops at launch
sad.
rich.
burning.
CASH COW: a black-and-white cow sitting slumped, holding a fan of cash
BUY + BURN

THE MILK JAR

DEMO ยท EXAMPLE NUMBERS
0.00 SOL CHUG!

FILLING

fresh milk waiting to get chugged

holdersโ€”live at launch
burnedโ€”live at launch
chugs (buy + burn)โ€”live at launch
milk made (fees)โ€”live at launch
total bought back + burnedโ€”live at launch

demo loop. the real jar goes live at launch.

THE TEK: BUYBACK + BURN

  1. 1

    you trade

    pump.fun pays creator fees on every buy and sell. every drop lands in the jar. you can watch it fill up above, live off the chain.

  2. 2

    the cow chugs

    whenever there's milk in the jar (about every 30 seconds) the dev claims all of it and market-buys $CASHCOW with every drop. no goals, no saving it up.

  3. 3

    the bag burns

    every token from that buy gets burned, on-chain, receipts below. jar goes back to zero and starts filling again. forever.

MOO-LESTONES

no goals. just a running tab of how much the cow has chugged and burned.

๐Ÿ”ฅ burned

    ๐Ÿฅ› bought back

      BURN RECEIPTS

      read straight off Solana: the creator wallet's buy, then its burn. latest first.

      no chugs yet. the jar's filling.

      MEME BARN
      tap one to save it. post it. the cow needs this.

      become the cow

      grab the official PFP. sad face, fan of cash, zero regrets.

      download PFP

      HOW TO BUY
      four hooves, zero thumbs, still figured it out.

      1. 1

        get a wallet

        Phantom, Solflare or Backpack. app or extension, takes a minute.

      2. 2

        get SOL

        buy SOL on any exchange and send it to your wallet address. that's your milk money.

      3. 3

        grab $CASHCOW

        open pump.fun, paste the CA from the top of this page, swap. check the CA matches. impostor cows exist.

      FAQ

      why does the cow look like that?

      he's holding more cash than he's ever seen and he still has to sit in a field all day. you'd look like that too.

      where does the milk come from?

      pump.fun creator fees from every trade on $CASHCOW. that's it. the jar on this page reads the creator vault live from Solana.

      who presses the button?

      the dev, by hand. claim the jar, one market buy, burn every token from it. no bot, no secret wallet, both txs posted.

      how do I check the burns?

      every chug in the receipts table links the buy tx and the burn tx on Solscan. the burned total is the launch supply minus what's left.

      is this financial advice?

      it's a sad cow holding cash. no.